I know it's not good to laugh at people, but this was extremely too corny to NOT send. Being the Ja-Gong (Maize in 'Malay') I am, to all suffering from this economic setback, here's putting a smile on your faces...
Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in
America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty
has now hit Japan.
In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone
belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale
and will likely go for a song while today shares in Kamikaze Bank
were suspended after they nose-dived.
While Samurai Bank are soldiering on following sharp cutbacks,
Ninja Bank are reported to have taken a hit, but they remain
in the black.
Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and
analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank
where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.
- Author unknown.
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